yea...and our college's wifi keeps crapping out!Originally Posted by Festerfly
bugger........
Fester, your absence will be noted. However, as of next Tuesday I shall be back to reduced time online also. Studying in the evenings and working during the week on-Fri. I'll have access to PC's, but not sure yet of the workload.
No doubt, he has come to realise the ultimate truth - that the internet is for ...Originally Posted by Festerfly
..for tits
You can ask for any old woman
You can ask for an army of ants
You can ask for a pillar of poison
You can ask for sheep and shavers
And you can die for
Be careful what you wish for
There are two ways you could take that last sentence, but since it came from the mouth of "El Barc0dio" there really is only one interpretation lol
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I feel I missed out by not posting on here. So I did.
TITS
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Or ladylumps, as the Spitting Image puppet of Ronnie Reagan used to say.Originally Posted by Gleavepaul
So on the subject of tits, boobs, melons, breasts, knockers, baps, lovelumps, free milk receptacles, jugs, fried eggs, or whatever your preference for names is, what does everyone prefer when it comes to a ladies upper body bits?
me personally like them BIG! as you've probably already guessed!
Everybody's happy in a poncho
It depends on my mood, the skin color and nipple size Sir.
Sometimes smaller yet firmer ones will do. Other times big is the way to go , provided the girl isn't fat ( fat girls aren't my type, big tits or not).
In the end no two sets are identical. One must appreciate the beauty of (objectively) nice tits by reference to themselves. Hence, no single woman can possess the perfect boobs , further justifying man's quest to find his favourite set of tits by fucking around =)
You can ask for any old woman
You can ask for an army of ants
You can ask for a pillar of poison
You can ask for sheep and shavers
And you can die for
Be careful what you wish for
Ive offered to buy my missus a new set of tits.
Coming to an App store near to you soon! or not as the case may be.
fake ones dont count, sorry
You can ask for any old woman
You can ask for an army of ants
You can ask for a pillar of poison
You can ask for sheep and shavers
And you can die for
Be careful what you wish for
meh she had 3 kits so wants them repairing
Coming to an App store near to you soon! or not as the case may be.
as long as u r not paying for it
You can ask for any old woman
You can ask for an army of ants
You can ask for a pillar of poison
You can ask for sheep and shavers
And you can die for
Be careful what you wish for
well my better (or worse depending on her mood) half has perfectly fine frontal features after having 2 kids, maybe 3 is the breaker?
and i admit no woman has the perfect boobs, but in my personal opinion, small ones dont appeal, but on the other hand big fake ones are even more offputting, and big ones on fat people are just wrong (specially when the stomach sticks out more than the stack)
Everybody's happy in a poncho
They just gone a bit saggy lol
Coming to an App store near to you soon! or not as the case may be.
i knew Okami had a wolf running around - no one ever said anything about big tits though! Does it?! :p
You can ask for any old woman
You can ask for an army of ants
You can ask for a pillar of poison
You can ask for sheep and shavers
And you can die for
Be careful what you wish for
Ever experience excess excruciating Extend Every Extra Extreme eye exhaustion? Eh?
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Ah, alliteration! An amazing and astute adherence, an attractive allegory!Originally Posted by mairsil
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