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    Quote Originally Posted by Festerfly
    PMSL at this thread, its great!

    ona personal note though, i wll be on here less during the mon-thurs daytime slot im afraid as my Boss has very kindly slapped a Verbal Warning on all PC users due to excessive internet usage....

    ARSEHOLE!
    yea...and our college's wifi keeps crapping out!

    bugger........


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    Fester, your absence will be noted. However, as of next Tuesday I shall be back to reduced time online also. Studying in the evenings and working during the week on-Fri. I'll have access to PC's, but not sure yet of the workload.

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    in response to the rumours about legalized robot sex by 2050


    I will go on the record, that if it were ever legal for car-sex.....I would be first in line!



    .............creepy............


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    Quote Originally Posted by Festerfly
    ona personal note though, i wll be on here less during the mon-thurs daytime slot im afraid as my Boss has very kindly slapped a Verbal Warning on all PC users due to excessive internet usage....

    ARSEHOLE!
    No doubt, he has come to realise the ultimate truth - that the internet is for ...

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    ..for tits
    You can ask for any old woman
    You can ask for an army of ants
    You can ask for a pillar of poison
    You can ask for sheep and shavers

    And you can die for
    Be careful what you wish for

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    There are two ways you could take that last sentence, but since it came from the mouth of "El Barc0dio" there really is only one interpretation lol

    :thumbsup:

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    I feel I missed out by not posting on here. So I did.

    TITS
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    I feel I missed out by not posting on here. So I did.

    TITS
    Or ladylumps, as the Spitting Image puppet of Ronnie Reagan used to say.

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    So on the subject of tits, boobs, melons, breasts, knockers, baps, lovelumps, free milk receptacles, jugs, fried eggs, or whatever your preference for names is, what does everyone prefer when it comes to a ladies upper body bits?

    me personally like them BIG! as you've probably already guessed!
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    It depends on my mood, the skin color and nipple size Sir.

    Sometimes smaller yet firmer ones will do. Other times big is the way to go , provided the girl isn't fat ( fat girls aren't my type, big tits or not).

    In the end no two sets are identical. One must appreciate the beauty of (objectively) nice tits by reference to themselves. Hence, no single woman can possess the perfect boobs , further justifying man's quest to find his favourite set of tits by fucking around =)
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    Ive offered to buy my missus a new set of tits.
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    fake ones dont count, sorry
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    meh she had 3 kits so wants them repairing
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    as long as u r not paying for it
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    well my better (or worse depending on her mood) half has perfectly fine frontal features after having 2 kids, maybe 3 is the breaker?

    and i admit no woman has the perfect boobs, but in my personal opinion, small ones dont appeal, but on the other hand big fake ones are even more offputting, and big ones on fat people are just wrong (specially when the stomach sticks out more than the stack)
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    They just gone a bit saggy lol
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    Okami on Wii.....


    Barc0de's wet dream?.....


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    i knew Okami had a wolf running around - no one ever said anything about big tits though! Does it?! :p
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    Ever experience excess excruciating Extend Every Extra Extreme eye exhaustion? Eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mairsil
    Ever experience excess excruciating Extend Every Extra Extreme eye exhaustion? Eh?
    Ah, alliteration! An amazing and astute adherence, an attractive allegory!

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