http://bloody-disgusting.com/index.p...plate=newsfull
Uh-Oh. The crap has hit the fan. Now, watch something cheesy near the end where the REX gets "hacked" or some crap, lol.
http://bloody-disgusting.com/index.p...plate=newsfull
Uh-Oh. The crap has hit the fan. Now, watch something cheesy near the end where the REX gets "hacked" or some crap, lol.
Heh, I thought that I was the only one that ever went to that website... I cannot believe that after the crap Boll has made in the past couple of years, that anyone would consider letting him mop a movie set, let alone run one again.
Hes definatly talking out of his ass, I doubt Kojima would allow anything like that.
Kind of funny though, i just made this:
Did you saw the pictures of the Silent Hill Movie? Seems promising
As for MGS movie? I hope they don't do it.
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some classic quotes that fits here:
oh dear god no!!
when will they learn?!
you maniacs! you blew it up!
This game will make you a sociopath
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Oh the humanities!! I had read on a couple movie websites that Uwe Boll was being offered this... WHY?!?! Hasn't the entire world learned yet that Uwe Boll goes hand-in-hand with movie ass-raping? Everything this man touches is atrocious... especially video game movies. I'm sure someone could create a darn good video game movie, but Uwe Boll is not that person for sure.
[edit] I came across somewhere that Uwe Boll gets special tax breaks from the German government for his movies. Maybe this is why the game companies keep throwing everything his way.
Last edited by kingofthelobster; 01-10-2006 at 11:03 AM.
Uwe Boll, do not touch Metal Gear Solid, do not!
Now, make the dead.
Good dog.
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I'm still waiting for that Tetris movie.
That came out years ago, i watch it on my gameboy all the time... the sequel is better tho, but it's only on psp umd, it's called lumines. The plot is a bit sparse, but the acting is superb!Originally Posted by GaijinPunch
Seriously, i heard about Pac-man AND pong movies. Dont know if its serious, though.
"(...)A One World Government and one-unit monetary system, under permanent non-elected hereditary oligarchists who self-select from among their numbers in the form of a feudal system as it was in the Middle Ages. In this One World entity, population will be limited by restrictions on the number of children per family, diseases, wars, famines, until 1 billion people who are useful to the ruling class, in areas which will be strictly and clearly defined, remain as the total world population." Dont let media feed you with lies. open your eyes and search information yourself.
A Pac man movie? Are you kidding me?
This is the same asshole who made resident evil, right? Man, what a joke.
I highly doubt this is true. Uwe Boll likes to talk, and just remember: This is the franchise that Kojima intended to leave after the third installment, but ended up coming back for MGS4 because the dev team didn't have the vision behind the games. I doubt he'd let some hack filmmaker slaughter it on the sliver screen.
It was more along the lines of him taking advantage of certain tax loopholes which allowed him to get funding for his movies. Basically his pitch to investors was their being able to write it off as a failure. Kinda like the premise of The Producers. In any case the loophole was closed so unless he finds another country with some similar tax laws there is a good chance his days of directing trash are over.
http://www.cinematical.com/2005/10/3...e-of-uwe-boll/
Well, it's rather brutal here. Right now we are advising all our clients to put everything they've got into canned food and shotguns.
Who made the House of the Dead movie? that was Fucking awful ! So bad in fact that I never watched it to the end!!
Yakumo
TWITTER @RetroCoreYakumo
The blame can be legitimately placed on every single one of the people who worked on it:
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0317676/
I just read the review of House Of the Dead, very funny reading plus a score of 0/10 !
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0317676/#comment Just knew it had to be the same producer !
Yakumo
TWITTER @RetroCoreYakumo
was House of the Dead really inspired by the game...oh my...that was such a sucker of a movie...
and to Uwe, f*ck you!
of course it was, don't you remember the nice game clips that they throwed in to the movie for no good reason other then making it look even worse
This game will make you a sociopath
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Don't forget the random "us too" Matrix-style 360 camera rotations.
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