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    Stalin and the Super monkeys

    http://news.scotsman.com/topics.cfm?...&id=2434192005

    Apparently, in the 1920s Stalin ordered the creation of human-ape super soldiers. Which brings to mind several good comic book/video game ideas.

    Communist monkeys from outer space!

    The Red Menace Gorilla batallian!

    Planet of the Apes II: Red Dawn!

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    That reminds me of, when I read the comic with Wolverine, and Beast. In an issue of Wolverine, where he was a real SUPER max prison. There was too a Russian with super apes.
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    Just wait until Dinosaurs are cloned. You could just release a T Rex on the battlefield, and the good thing is that during battle, you dont have to feed it! It could eat the enemy. Oh and strap on as much machine guns and rockets to it as possible. Theyd also have to implant some mind control stuff in it to make sure it wont eat your army.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Casual
    Just wait until Dinosaurs are cloned. You could just release a T Rex on the battlefield, and the good thing is that during battle, you dont have to feed it! It could eat the enemy. Oh and strap on as much machine guns and rockets to it as possible. Theyd also have to implant some mind control stuff in it to make sure it wont eat your army.
    who needs armys when you got dinosaurs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawanja
    The Red Menace Gorilla Batallion!
    Shhh! That's the name of my yet to be finished novel. It's about a ragtag bunch of soldiers during the closing days of World War 2...except they're communist gorillas...
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    only to see experiments in Georgia to use monkey sperm in human volunteers similarly fail.
    Hmm, something in me doubts that they were 'volunteers'... especially considering Stalin's reputation *shudders*

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