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    What the hell...A movie about playing games...

    http://showcaseentertainment.com/mov...rs/gamebox.mov


    You know whats sad about it? It's a real movie:
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0414036/

    What the fuck...I mean, it has the graphics of a horribly done fan movie, the plot is your average generic movie crap...What the hell...I repeat: What the HELL?

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    I hope that's not a hollywood made film.. the effects looked really crapy :P
    but the script could possibly be hollywoord made.. cuz it had that crappy hollywood style all over it ^^
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    gotta hate the gay music.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasonkhowell
    .I repeat: What the HELL?
    What tha Fuck?? :-D

    That fat fuck, isnt the pothead-retard-fagg son of ozzy?

    Those FXs are just way too crappy, and the CGs look like they were done with Photoshop 2.0 and a ciryx PC.

    And the script.......Death row to bad movie writers! :smt071
    Last edited by JTI2K; 07-12-2005 at 06:59 PM.

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    l..lol. That's hilarious. The narrator dude for the commercial must've though it was the most retarded thing ever. It's also funny how his girlfriend is ugly. $10 says that goes straight to video.

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    by any chance this is possibly a student film, as student films can look this crappy easily.

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    the only thing i can say is that there's just too many patrick involved in it to be belivable.


    anyone can post pictures of it now? :D
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    State of the art bluescreen effect! Hahahaahaa......man, anyone ever watch The Wizard, or Nick Arcade.....godddddddddd.
    Last edited by PhreQuencYViii; 07-12-2005 at 08:22 PM.


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    the wizard.......a trinitron died that day when my powerful shoe went flyin and hit it :die

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    Well, what can I say after watching that? Hmm, how about...........SHITE ! Hollywood crap written all over it. It's realeased by Warner if you look closely at the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JTI2K
    the wizard.......a trinitron died that day when my powerful shoe went flyin and hit it :die
    I`ve got The Wizard on video....had to get to go with the Mario stuff :-)

    ....Full on Mario collector....

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    :smt043

    It reminds me of that NintendoON video except crap.
    Last edited by Chief Chujo; 07-13-2005 at 10:52 AM.

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    "This isn't a game Charlie!!!!"

    hahahaha, I could see that coming from a mile away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by virtual alan
    I`ve got The Wizard on video....had to get to go with the Mario stuff :-)
    Watch out dude, my shoe is gettin mad! :smt1069

    PD: Man, the NintedoON video was much superior to the this crap, only one guy did it and in just a week.
    Last edited by JTI2K; 07-14-2005 at 06:28 PM.

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    I've seen better graphics on the 3DO -_-

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    this was in the "new releases" section of blockbuster the other day. I wanted to rent it to see just how bad it was but my girlfriend wouldn't let me...

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    This one actually did make it to theatres.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stay_Alive
    Well, it's rather brutal here. Right now we are advising all our clients to put everything they've got into canned food and shotguns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A. Snow
    This one actually did make it to theatres.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stay_Alive
    I've seen that, it was awful. Luckily I was with a girl and a good buddy. It's sooooo horribly cliche, but surprisingly, it's not the worst horror I've seen (that goes to The Grudge and Boogeyman).
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    yes, i admit to having paid actual, physical money to watch the movie in the cinemas. I have regretted it , but suicide isn't a solution.
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    Quote Originally Posted by opethfan
    it's not the worst horror I've seen (that goes to The Grudge and Boogeyman).
    Clearly you haven't seen TROLL 2.
    For reference - http://youtube.com/watch?v=WIo7Eq4Xq5Y

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