... what decadent alcohol you are going to enjoy when the world comes to an end? (supposedly December 21st 2012, possibly (much) later)
Well, I like to plan ahead, and while I don't believe the world is coming to an end, it is a good opportunity for a party. What, with the 21st being a Friday and all. Also if the world really comes to an end, at least you don't have to clean up the day after. If the world does not come to an end, you can claim to have saved the world by Murphy's law, because Karma wants you to clean up the aftermath. However it turns out, it's win-win!