Zombies

[la-li-lu-le-lo]

What the hell is wrong with people in America? Ever since that guy ate the face off of the homeless guy, there are now people who sincerely believe that the zombie apocalypse is coming or is already here. I was walking past a van with a loud radio playing in the back today, and there was a commercial that started, "Are you a gun owner/enthusiast? Are you worried about zombies? Come to the Armory!" Seriously? How fucking stupid can people be? Yes, the country is literally swarming with zombies right now. Have people lost their ability to tell the difference between movies/videogames and reality?

[brendand]

Get a weapon ready its only a matter of time till one of the victims mutates

[Yakumo]

What's more fucking stupid is that they think Zombies are real!

[HEX1GON]

What's more fucking stupid is that they think Zombies are real!

They are man! Better watch your back. :)

[la-li-lu-le-lo]

What's more fucking stupid is that they think Zombies are real!

I know, I know. In fact, I know one of them personally. He was really drunk when he was trying to explain his case to me, so it was hard to make any sense of it.

[Johnny]

This will sold out really fast then

http://www.amazon.com/The-Zombie-Sur...9652615&sr=8-6

Also it might be a good time to rent Zombieland once again.


lol

[takeshi385]

Watch this its funnyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo&feature=player_embedded.

[Bad_Ad84]

Everyone needs a Zombie plan.

[7Force]

See, I said there was too much zombie-related crap. This is what it leads to!

[Cyantist]

[Mystical]

Everyone needs a Zombie plan.

so true, im going to Alton Towers

[la-li-lu-le-lo]

Everyone needs a Zombie plan.

If you need a zombie plan, then you also need a dragon plan and an orc plan and a boogie-monster plan, etc.

[mooseblaster]

I think this pretty much sums up the media & internet's reaction to this story:

4 Ways the Face-Eater Zombie Craze Proves the Media's Broken | Cracked.com
http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ways-f...#ixzz1xo8kYiKE

[7Force]

Zombies are the lamest of all monsters anyway. All they do is stumble around and smell bad, which makes them a lot like regular drunken bums.

[ArgyleEyes]

This will sold out really fast then


http://www.amazon.com/The-Zombie-Sur...9652615&sr=8-6

Also it might be a good time to rent Zombieland once again.


lol

I actually have that book. Good fun read with strategy/tactics and historical references in the back dating way back to present-ish, think 2003 or so was last entry?
*shrugs* I like to believe anything is possible...I'm sure theres a planet/dimension with zombies somewhere...

[Does_anyone]

Lol'd. My girlfriend was pretty much like this, she was like.. "WHAT IF YOU DIE?? THEY'LL GET TO YOU IN EUROPE BEFORE THEY GET TO AUSTRALIA". I was sincerely worried about her mental being at this stage >_<'

[itchy]

Kill it before it lay eggs !


Seriously, i think that the only way that zombie could exist is that the USA create a bacteriological weapon that transform people into Zombie.
Only USA can do this, they already did a weapon that force marines to laugh or something like that.

[XxHennersXx]

I'm pretty sure the zombie thing on the gun shop commercial was satire.

Hell, there's a ton of firearm accessories with zombie themes. Not airsoft - REAL firearms. lol they're just catering to a market.

[Zensui]

I'm pretty sure the zombie thing on the gun shop commercial was satire.

Hell, there's a ton of firearm accessories with zombie themes. Not airsoft - REAL firearms. lol they're just catering to a market.

That's the way it always is, catering to a market. Always looking for the next best way to rake in more cash. I'm sure there's plenty of people with legit fears of such an occurrence happening. If you could take that fear and utilize it to increase profit. As underhanded as it may seem, someone is bound to do it.

[A. Snow]

Yes it is a real item.