There are a few threads where I mention a friend of mine it's all the same person. He is by and far THE MOST PARANOID person I know He thinks the following

-The FBI is spying on him through Facebook and because he supports Ron Paul he's on some sort of list.
-Microsoft is spying on us right now through Windows and Kinect and sharing that info with the Government
-Japan is unsafe and full of radiation
- The CIA runs the media
-The World Really is ending next year

That's just off the top of my head. Seriously I've never met somebody so paranoid. I thought I was paranoid, I don't trust anyone but he takes the cake, We didn't speak for a good 3 years because he was so crazy, but he's calmed down since then....

Feel free to talk about paranoid loonies you know but I don't think they top Old Slim.