so me and some buds were hanging out at bar cause i was off today , and i woman came up to me and said " would you like to be my new boyfriend"
not that that isn't the worst pick up line , the fact shes asked me out striked me to be odd cause normally guy ask gals .when i get nervous i laugh and i can't control it easily so me and my friends are talking she come out of now where and asks me to get with her i start laughing my friends scaled me say dude you were totally in. she was a thin hot woman ,probably no more than 90 pounds but her face well lets just say if i could bring her around with a paper bag with a smiley face on it i would.i was hoping she wouldn't make a seen . then she screams i asked this guy to go out with me and he laughed . 4 minutes later she comes back and says she was just joking i am thinking i don't want to be here right now because now i am considered to be a jerk.
i go to this bar once a week did i screw up ?



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