Retrocade Fantasia

[GodofHardcore]

Yeah I really hate the "Wrestling is fake" Arguement. Are kung fu films fake? scripted maybe fake no.

There was a lot of wrestling related content in the last episode the next episode it won't be like that. Take Game Center CX and make it a Tarantino/Miike film and that's what Episode 4 is going to be like. The first 2 episodes I was trying to be Retrocore
the ones I've done since I've tried to do my own thing in.

Not that I'm done with the Retrocore Homages. There's at least 1 more coming at some point in time (That being when I find an episode that I have all the games in)

[Cyantist]

I have a suggestion for a segment on the show. Everytime Orton botches put the video in and overlap it with the sound of him shouting STUPID. He rips on everybody else when they botch but when he does it he tries to laugh it off!

[Consumed]

Watch pro wrestling for the realness is like watching porn for the acting. You don't do it.

You've obviously never seen a proper porn film. Check out anything made by Radley Metzger, Carter Stevens, Shaun Costello, Gerard Damiano, the Mitchell Brothers etc. Truly the list is endless of top drawer 'porno' directors who made real films with fucking in them which are absolutely nothing like today's conveyor belt stream of soul-less grinding with some braindead tart moaning ''oh yeah baby, stick it in my ass''.

Check out 'The Opening of Misty Beethoven', 'A Climax of Blue Power', 'Thundercrack', 'Water Power', 'Memories Within Miss Aggie', 'Behind The Green Door', 'The Devil In Miss Jones', 'New Wave Hookers', I could go on and on.

Don't judge all adult movies just by the shit that's available today, to do that is an injustice not only to the industry but to the pioneers who made it all possible in the first place.

Anyway, back on topic, have you thought of taking requests either of games to put through their paces or genres of games for future instalments?

[GodofHardcore]

I have a suggestion for a segment on the show. Everytime Orton botches put the video in and overlap it with the sound of him shouting STUPID. He rips on everybody else when they botch but when he does it he tries to laugh it off!

That's what Botchamania is for which is another show I pay homage to in the form of using it's opening for my opening sometimes.

I do introduce a new segmet called CM Punk Sez in the next Episode.

You've obviously never seen a proper porn film. Check out anything made by Radley Metzger, Carter Stevens, Shaun Costello, Gerard Damiano, the Mitchell Brothers etc. Truly the list is endless of top drawer 'porno' directors who made real films with fucking in them which are absolutely nothing like today's conveyor belt stream of soul-less grinding with some braindead tart moaning ''oh yeah baby, stick it in my ass''.

Check out 'The Opening of Misty Beethoven', 'A Climax of Blue Power', 'Thundercrack', 'Water Power', 'Memories Within Miss Aggie', 'Behind The Green Door', 'The Devil In Miss Jones', 'New Wave Hookers', I could go on and on.

Don't judge all adult movies just by the shit that's available today, to do that is an injustice not only to the industry but to the pioneers who made it all possible in the first place.

Anyway, back on topic, have you thought of taking requests either of games to put through their paces or genres of games for future instalments?

1. Don't forget all the Porn Parodies that are now. There's some decent acting them those.

2. I am taking game suggestions for the next few episodes. The Tarantino/Miike Meets Game Center CX Episode I'm taking suggestions for Famicom/Super Famicom/PC Engine games

[ave]

But damn, there are so much homophobia in UFC, whether it is in their reality series known as The Ultimate Fighter, or in and out matches in UFC.

Really? That surprises me. After all it's a business that's all about showing sweaty muscular men rubbing on each other on the floor and all fans are paying serious money to see it as close as possible.

@GoH
Quite frankly, that Wrestling shit kills your videos for me. I don't want to see dumb naked men acting pathetically bad on a stage. I honestly don't know how anyone over the age of 15 can like Wrestling, and why I should care about this stone-age behavior they are conducting in front of inbred rednecks, eh.

The lucha matches when pulled off well are an art form.

The way I pull off a turd is also an art form if I paint it in rainbow colors and showcase it on a square dish.

@Consumed
Thanks for bringing some pornographic power into the game, heheh. Behind the Green Door is sick, almost impressionistic.

[GodofHardcore]

Really? That surprises me. After all it's a business that's all about showing sweaty muscular men rubbing on each other on the floor and all fans are paying serious money to see it as close as possible.

@GoH
Quite frankly, that Wrestling shit kills your videos for me. I don't want to see dumb naked men acting pathetically bad on a stage. I honestly don't know how anyone over the age of 15 can like Wrestling, and why I should care about this stone-age behavior they are conducting in front of inbred rednecks, eh.


The way I pull off a turd is also an art form if I paint it in rainbow colors and showcase it on a square dish.

@Consumed
Thanks for bringing some pornographic power into the game, heheh. Behind the Green Door is sick, almost impressionistic.

Jun Kasai look him and anything from Big Japan up.. you'll be a convert

The Next Episode won't have anything wrestling related other than a Sonic Sez parody even that has nothing to do with wrestling.

I'm trying to make the next episode as authentic a Game Center CX as possible....
with a lot of swearing

[Cyantist]

Really? That surprises me. After all it's a business that's all about showing sweaty muscular men rubbing on each other on the floor and all fans are paying serious money to see it as close as possible.

@GoH
Quite frankly, that Wrestling shit kills your videos for me. I don't want to see dumb naked men acting pathetically bad on a stage. I honestly don't know how anyone over the age of 15 can like Wrestling, and why I should care about this stone-age behavior they are conducting in front of inbred rednecks, eh.


The way I pull off a turd is also an art form if I paint it in rainbow colors and showcase it on a square dish.

@Consumed
Thanks for bringing some pornographic power into the game, heheh. Behind the Green Door is sick, almost impressionistic.

You're thinking of WWE. There is wrestling beyond WWE... Consider watching Chikara, RoH, IWA MS, PWG,FCW, OVW or BJPW to see beyond the ''You fucked my wife, yeah because you tukk ma jerb,'' who shot john bunch of bullshit you see alot of on WWE these days.

[GodofHardcore]

You're thinking of WWE. There is wrestling beyond WWE... Consider watching Chikara, RoH, IWA MS, PWG,FCW, OVW or BJPW to see beyond the ''You fucked my wife, yeah because you tukk ma jerb,'' who shot john bunch of bullshit you see alot of on WWE these days.

Dragon Gate too I'm friends wtih a few people in Dragon Gate.

Chikara if you like Kinnikuman you'll love Chikara

if you just want Violence Big Japan and Anything from CZW before 2007

[Cyantist]

Dragon Gate too I'm friends wtih a few people in Dragon Gate.

Chikara if you like Kinnikuman you'll love Chikara

if you just want Violence Big Japan and Anything from CZW before 2007

Forgot about DG. Thanks for mentioning that.

I hate extreme wrestling. I just think its extreme shit. Chikara makes me laugh alot. It's not as serious as some of the other feds but I like the roster alot more than alot of places (Ie FCW I hate half the roster) Chuck Taylor makes me laugh alot.

[GodofHardcore]

Forgot about DG. Thanks for mentioning that.

I hate extreme wrestling. I just think its extreme shit. Chikara makes me laugh alot. It's not as serious as some of the other feds but I like the roster alot more than alot of places (Ie FCW I hate half the roster) Chuck Taylor makes me laugh alot.

I talk to Chuck Taylor's Team FIST mate Johnny Gargano all the time. I have a quite a few wrestler fans (who are fans of the show too)

I like Extreme Wrestling and if somebody isn't a fan or wrestling or is still ont he "it's fake" train all I gotta do is show them some Big Japan and respect is earned.

[Cyantist]

I Like BJPW because its not all extreme wrestling (Atleast it wasn't last time I watched) I liked ECW for the same reason. XPW and the other cash ins I hated because they were all extreme wrestling.

[GodofHardcore]

XPW was horrible.

Anyways, if there are any games you'd like to see me cover in the future shoot. I have Streets of Rage Remake and F Zero GX lined up for the next episode Possibly Future Pinball

[GodofHardcore]

Episode 4 is live on You Tube and for download. and Just as planned it is the inverse of the Kotaku Game Center CX I play games covered in past game Center CX episode and the best of the Arino doing shit segments are littered through out the episode

A new Segment also debut's near the end of the episode called Late Night Sexy Sexy Gaming where I answer relationship questions it's fucking hilarious.\

Episode 4- Game Center CX USA

Episode 4 Covers game from Game Center CX among them are Doki Doki Panic Wai Wai World, Punch Out, and Zelda Link to the past. Also we have Arino's best doing shit segments.

You Tube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5U2kJajGHA


Download
http://www.multiupload.com/5QFVUSAHFQ
http://www.multiupload.com/DUAJHCQW3Q

Ave will be happy to know there is very little wrestling related anything in this episode

[HCK]

Could you do that God-awful Final Fight polygonal fighter for the Saturn? It's pretty awesometastic.

[GodofHardcore]

Could you do that God-awful Final Fight polygonal fighter for the Saturn? It's pretty awesometastic.

Ask and Ye Shall Receive

I love taking viewer requests and I love doing Saturn games

[Consumed]

Ave will be happy to know there is very little wrestling related anything in this episode

He's not the only one :nod:

As for you taking requests, is there genre or format that's off limits? Because if we were to put our minds to it collectively we could be a right bunch of evil cunts and have you playing some of the worst, festering pieces of turgid dogshit ever devised, some of the hardest titles out there or some of the most insipid and cutesiest and the resultant footage could be comedy gold. Maybe even dedicate an entire episode to viewer requests.

You could give advance notice of when the request thread went live, posters would then have 24/36/48 hours to put in their suggestions and you'd have something like a week maximum after that to compile and release the episode, that way you wouldn't be able to practice and we'd see and share every high and low with you :nod:

[GodofHardcore]

No Genre is off limits Although games from the last generation might be difficult for me to cover.

But the next episode as you might have see from the end of episode 4 does introduce an antagonist figure that's going to taunt me with shit games for the next episode.

He'll do stuff like say Play X game with X controller (Possibly that Razor Controller for the 360 with that god awful D-pad)

I'm still kicking around other ideas to differentiate my show from Retrocore The first two episodes were tributes but I'd like to go in a totally different direction going forward and the more batshit insane and random the show gets the better. I want people to watch and when an episode is over I want them to be all like "What the fuck" but in a good sense like the I just saw Fear and Lothing in Las Vegas what the fuck.

[GodofHardcore]

Episode 5 is now live

YES it's here FINALLY even as Hurricane Irene breaks off from Hurricane Ryu Hayabusa to anally rape the East Coast (and JUST barely miss me)

Hurricane Helms could not be found

But pending hurricane is the reason for the early release of this episode

That not withstanding This is perhaps the best episode of Retrocade Fantasia yet RGB Monitor effects, Random as fuck everything, and a good mix of SHIT games with Great games some requested by members of the Assembler games message board.

The Games are

Super Burrikiman
Sonic Jam
Final Fight Revenge
Ridge Racer Revolution
Time Gal
DoDonPachi
Guwange (full playthough)


Plus the return of Media Dumbassery Download Version includes the Uncut Credits sequence, Ridge Racer Bloopers and 1 extra game Wipeout 2097


Download Version includes the Uncut Credits sequence, Ridge Racer Bloopers and 1 extra game Wipeout 2097

You Tube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha-5tYLcVr0

Download (uncut version)
http://www.multiupload.com/54HCF1DQ61
http://www.multiupload.com/3QX9UWVA8O

[GodofHardcore]

If you missed it here's the Retrocade you all helped me with

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha-5tYLcVr0

Apparently while I was gone some asshole spammed the like/dislike so I had to ban him/disable like/dislike

Anywho this is in the Retrocade thread but because alot of you helped with this episode I wanted to give it it's own thread too.

Episode 6 is going to be the dreaded Retrocore episode where I spend an hour and a half trying to sound like Yakumo.

Anyways All your requests were taken with hilarious results

Edit: opps YOUR requests but most of the episode is in engrish so I guess it's ok.

[Yakumo]

You'll never be able to do me :nod: