Hey mods: why did you delete that post in Off Topic? The one about lizards. It was weird, yes, but did it break any site rules? Did it cause any problems for the forum or for the community? I think someone was a bit delete-happy.
I would have at least liked to save what I had written if I'd known you were going to delete it. I spent a decent chunk of time writing it. If you still have the post stored somewhere, please let me at least read it again.