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**virtual alan** · 04-14-2004

**Blur2040** · 04-14-2004

Maddox is so amazing....

http://maddox.xmission.com

Metal_4evr · 04-14-2004

Maddox says things that many people feel but wouldn't dare say.

**Yakumo** · 04-14-2004

The Maddox site is great. I love is articals :smt023

The farting double-standard is bullshit. Women giggle and put their hand up to their mouths, as if to say "oops! I'm cute!" No bitch, you're not cute. Your shit stinks. Either fart loud and deny it, or don't fart at all. Leave the farting to men, at least we know how to get the job done

Isn't that the truth !! My wife's farts are so weak but stink to high heavan. Were as mine could shatter the windows yet not smell at all. Now why is that ? :smt017 I hope I haven't upset anyone with this fart talking but as you all know, we all fart. Like it or not :smt033 Bbuuurrrrrr

Yakumo

Greatsaintlouis · 04-14-2004

HAHA! That site is excellent. I really loved the Ikaruga review he had there (of course, I would..):

If you suck at video games, don't bother reading this review because this game is hard and I don't want whining retards who can't pass the first level bitching to me about it.

Spoken like a true gamer.. :smt043

**Blur2040** · 04-14-2004

I'm surprised you guys haven't seen maddox before...espcially you GSL...in the US...hes really popular....and he doesn't even advertise.

**retro** · 04-14-2004

nah, the best site out there is www.entensity.net - some truly fuinny shit there

**GaijinPunch** · 04-14-2004

Isn't that the truth !! My wife's farts are so weak but stink to high heavan. Were as mine could shatter the windows yet not smell at all. Now why is that ? :smt017 I hope I haven't upset anyone with this fart talking but as you all know, we all fart. Like it or not :smt033 Bbuuurrrrrr
Yakumo

Not so in my house. I've been threatened with divorce a few times. There's a Pita shop in Akasaka near the office we eat at once a week. My wife sleeps on the sofa if I have the falafel.

Greatsaintlouis · 04-14-2004

Well at least she doesn't make YOU sleep on the sofa, right? :smt040

My gal is fairly tolerant of me, mainly because she has her moments too that rare as they are inevitably overpower mine... :toimonster:

Ah, it was inevitable - get a group of males in their late teen/early- to mid-twenties together, and the dick and fart jokes are bound to show up sooner or later. :smt040

And this is the first time I've heard of this Maddox guy before Blur, but he's damn funny, and I shall be a regular visitor from now on!

**Blur2040** · 04-14-2004

And this is the first time I've heard of this Maddox guy before Blur, but he's damn funny, and I shall be a regular visitor from now on!

Then My Work is done...

Take some time and go back through some of his articles...he wrote an awesome one on Contra III, and one of his really popular ones is his children's artwrok critique. Oh, and his hatemail is classic. I can keep on listing other things, but I'd end up listing every article hes ever written.

**Vetus** · 10-20-2010

Sorry for necromancing this thread but it's better than opening another similar thread.

Maddox is awesome and I love the fact that I share these opinions with him:
- Contra III is the epitome of manliness
- Ikaruga kick ass*
- Tekken suck balls*

* http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=ikaruga

At last, a person who agrees that Tekken sucks so much. It's not only the creator of Dead or Alive who hate Tekken a lot after all.

And speaking for Contra:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/c...i5/contra4.jpg

**Yakumo** · 10-20-2010

I don't like Tekken either. Never have, never will.

**Christer-swe** · 10-21-2010

He's right about Pacman, Pacman's boring.

**Hawanja** · 10-22-2010

I bought the book Alphabet of Manliness, very funny stuff.

**Tatsujin** · 10-23-2010

Originally Posted by GaijinPunch

Not so in my house. I've been threatened with divorce a few times. There's a Pita shop in Akasaka near the office we eat at once a week. My wife sleeps on the sofa if I have the falafel.

LOL, now I see why I met you twice in Akasaka. We should have a falafel together at pita the great one time.