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    Quote Originally Posted by ave
    I don't see a problem with being on the supply side of blowjobs. You'll never be out of work :thumbsup:
    That's not how I meant it.... nobody is willing to give on the supply side, that is why we are short of blowjobs!
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    A bottle of champagne and Joanna Dark.. Now this is what I thought my life would be like when I was younger!
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    Started drinking about 30 minutes ago. 4 beers in. Lots to drink off based on the last week.

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    Supposed to go to a party for this chick that I bailed out of prison last week. Haven't decided if I want to drunk like crazy while I'm there or just wait til I get home and drink by myself.

    Decisions decisions...
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    Drunk is always good, contrary to what people say.

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    I say go to the party, get that chick who owes you and get drunk together ;D
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    ^ Yes. She probably learned some valuable lessons while in prison...

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    Well she'd better not, otherwise poor Service-Games will encounter a brandnew Lesbian who cares shit about men :P
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    Damn that was a night! Went to the party chick got wasted as she just turned 21.. spent some time with her while she threw up. She tells me she jusr broke up with her boyfriend cause I'm some sort of saviour or whatever. we get locked out of her room. hours pass and we bond and reminisce about a few years ago when we were dating. then she passes out.

    I leave her in a friends room who will not let me stay there. Her other friend I avoid for fear of being raped in my sleep.

    Drive to a diner and sit with some totally random wasted out of their head 50 year old people and have a blast while sitting across from some cops.. paranoia ensues and I somehow make $8 off of paying for food! Score and here I am at home. Interesting and well worth the minimal effort that I had to put in.
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    Sounds like good times!

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    Why isn't this stickied? It took me way too long to find this thread, anyway, I'm pissed off because I don't understand certain people, so fuck that

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    Hey even when you understand people they don't always make sense!

    WHat are you drinking over there? I'll join you in a toast to confusion.
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    lol, I wasn't drinking anything at that time, but I was at party earlier :lol:
    And I still don't understand the people in question.

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    LOL boku so drunkne! Probably gonna play some more Fmaicom shit games now since that's what I'm alqways doing afteer returning from a very alcoholicn evbentz!

    AND Before judging occurs: I have fucking holidays! Officially! Last holidays taken before my civil service ends :D
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    Drunk on shitty beer. Awesome

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    I need to get wasted soon, it's been almost a year since I did it last time...

    although it was a strange drunkness moment. At the time i seemed to be perfectly okay. But afterwards I learned I did some stuff I have absolutely no recollection whatsoever. I blanked.

    The time before that I ended up hugging my toilet seat like it was my best friend in the universe.
    Meanwhile, Tchoin and some other friends were playing BRAWL in my livingroom. AWESOME.
    Now that I think of it, I should have never had that fourth vodka drink just so that Tchoin could have a drinking pal....

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    high>drunk ;p
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    Oh... I wish I could pop some *******....

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    Quote Originally Posted by K-Panggg
    Oh... I wish I could pop some *******....
    LAWL!!!

    I wrote the name of the drug House uses on a regular basis and the automatic censorship midget that lives in the server filled the spaces with *******

    AWESOME!

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    *******?

    What other durgs are affected by the automatic censorship?
    Last edited by feder; 02-26-2010 at 02:11 PM.

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