The I'm drunkne thread

[graciano1337]

I had a little too much to drink on New Years. Here's a conversation I had over text messaging.

Her: Happy new year
Me: Happy!a new ueay!q1a
Me: Ioopz!
Her: Lmao that wazsnt very good texting
Me(Failed):
Her: Is someone a little drunk
Me: My hbad...
Her: Ur so drunk its ok i am to
Me: Whatg??
Her: Ur totally intoxicated
Me: Whatev.

Rum, a little scotch, and of course champagne.

[alecjahn]

Oh, I hope I can get drunk off this little bit of whisky.

My car got busted into tonight. The losses are: my front passenger-side window, camera bag, my nicer camera, and two lenses. And the warmth I would have normally expected driving home.

[graciano1337]

Oh, I hope I can get drunk off this little bit of whisky.

My car got busted into tonight. The losses are: my front passenger-side window, camera bag, my nicer camera, and two lenses. And the warmth I would have normally expected driving home.

man! major bummer...

[ave]

You got my sympathy. Hope your insurance is gonna cover the loss. :/

[Tatsujin]

I have also a nice chat log from last year :redface:

I still wonder how I still was able to turn on the PC when I came home at that night :lol:

[June 11, 2009, 10:32:14 AM]
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[Thu 10:32] <blueraven> hey chops, Windancer
[Thu 10:32] <chop5> that burger is too big for me
[Thu 10:32] <Tatsujin> :-"ughalrlaaahjjkmnbvg
[Thu 10:31] <Tatsujin> pundser Laughing
[Thu 10:31] <Sinistron> awesome
[Thu 10:31] <Sinistron> quarterds pundser
[Thu 10:31] <Sinistron> you in teh mood for teh quarter pundser too?
[Thu 10:31] <Sinistron> hey windy
[Thu 10:30] <Sinistron> Teh Quarter Pundser
[Thu 10:30] <Tatsujin> the lil is fine. he gasc rthe funz wqwith theb dad now
[Thu 10:30] <Windancer> Hello gents
[Thu 10:30] <Sinistron> PUNDSER LOL
[Thu 10:30] <chop5> he will beat you with that stick and paper to drive the demons from you
[Thu 10:30] <Sinistron> [Thu 10:22] <Tatsujin> or 5 double quaterds pundser
[Thu 10:30] <chop5> buddahist priest
[Thu 10:30] <chop5> *calls tats local priest*
[Thu 10:30] <Tatsujin> loloiuz
[Thu 10:29] <Sinistron> [Thu 10:28] <Tatsujin> i wa nzthe the 500gr. hanburgher steak
[Thu 10:29] <Sinistron> I should put that on my signature
[Thu 10:28] <chop5> shame on tats,drinking in front of the child
[Thu 10:28] <Tatsujin> <yeacvh its bad. i appologizse
[Thu 10:28] <Sinistron> haha just him chop
[Thu 10:28] <Tatsujin> i wa nzthe the 500gr. hanburgher steak
[Thu 10:28] <chop5> put the sake bottle down
[Thu 10:27] <chop5> are you two drunk?
[Thu 10:27] <Sinistron> tatspukin
[Thu 10:27] <Sinistron> I just ate but I could still go for a bison pizza burger on pita with onion rings and half sour pickle
[Thu 10:26] <Tatsujin> could eat a house now
[Thu 10:26] <Tatsujin> damn im the zngry after the vomits
[Thu 10:26] <Sinistron> lol
[Thu 10:26] <Tatsujin> a douböe wobpr times 5
[Thu 10:25] <Sinistron> h.r. geiger king
[Thu 10:25] <Tatsujin> i wnt to go to the burgler inggds nao
[Thu 10:25] <chop5> extra grilled onions and a slice of that beefsteak tomato
[Thu 10:25] <Sinistron> gurger king
[Thu 10:24] <Sinistron> chucard5
[Thu 10:24] <chop5> mmm,il have my gurger with noketchup or pickles please
[Thu 10:24] <Tatsujin> chopleghuey
[Thu 10:24] <Sinistron> hey chopsters
[Thu 10:23] <Sinistron> was my favorite mcdonalds
[Thu 10:23] <Sinistron> cheddar cheese burger with a rye bun and grilled onions
[Thu 10:23] <Sinistron> I still miss mcdonalds cheddar melts from teh 80's Sad
[Thu 10:23] <chop5> hey tats,sini,blue
[Thu 10:22] <chop5> howdy howdy howdy
[Thu 10:22] <Tatsujin> with ease
[Thu 10:22] <Sinistron> local hotz of lololo
[Thu 10:22] <Tatsujin> or 5 double quaterds pundser
[Thu 10:22] <Sinistron> Is that news banner above shout brand new? never noticed it before
[Thu 10:22] <Tatsujin> cpould eat now 15 cheesburgers anow
[Thu 10:21] <Tatsujin> lololö
[Thu 10:21] <Sinistron> there was hardly any big mac sauce in there- whatta gyp
[Thu 10:21] <Sinistron> "mac wraps"
[Thu 10:21] <Sinistron> sini actually just had mcdonalds
[Thu 10:20] <Tatsujin> hspould call gusto delivryy
[Thu 10:20] <blueraven> lol
[Thu 10:20] <Sinistron> tits snacks on hucards
[Thu 10:20] <Tatsujin> very bad madonöads has noe delivery
[Thu 10:20] <Tatsujin> very bad madonöads has noe delivery
[Thu 10:19] <Sinistron> teh PFEFFERN Jack
[Thu 10:19] <Tatsujin> yujmamam
[Thu 10:19] <Sinistron> teh Pepper Jack??
[Thu 10:19] <Tatsujin> i could teah 15 cheese beurgers npw
[Thu 10:19] <Sinistron> so who's in vegas? lol
[Thu 10:18] <Tatsujin> eatuin g some cheese now
[Thu 10:18] <Sinistron> tats just needs a nice hamburger and fries
[Thu 10:18] <blueraven> no hes in Japan, and the bars never close there wither
[Thu 10:20] <Tatsujin> hspould call gusto delivryy
[Thu 10:20] <blueraven> lol
[Thu 10:20] <Sinistron> tits snacks on hucards
[Thu 10:20] <Tatsujin> very bad madonöads has noe delivery
[Thu 10:20] <Tatsujin> very bad madonöads has noe delivery
[Thu 10:19] <Sinistron> teh PFEFFERN Jack
[Thu 10:19] <Tatsujin> yujmamam
[Thu 10:19] <Sinistron> teh Pepper Jack??
[Thu 10:19] <Tatsujin> i could teah 15 cheese beurgers npw
[Thu 10:19] <Sinistron> so who's in vegas? lol
[Thu 10:18] <Tatsujin> eatuin g some cheese now
[Thu 10:18] <Sinistron> tats just needs a nice hamburger and fries
[Thu 10:18] <blueraven> no hes in Japan, and the bars never close there wither
[Thu 10:18] <Tatsujin> das wegas
[Thu 10:18] <Sinistron> there you go tats
[Thu 10:17] <Tatsujin> plrewdy feelz better now
[Thu 10:17] <Sinistron> vestcoat you there?
[Thu 10:17] <Sinistron> tats is in vegas?
[Thu 10:17] <blueraven> yeah welcome
[Thu 10:17] <blueraven> no reference to roy
[Thu 10:16] <coonigleoos> thx Smile
[Thu 10:16] <blueraven> sini i meant that the bars in Las Vegas never close
[Thu 10:16] <Sinistron> usually noobs go straight to threads instead of lurking around shout
[Thu 10:16] <Sinistron> eh well welcome
[Thu 10:15] <Tatsujin> hsahaHAHAZH
[Thu 10:15] <coonigleoos> lol not Ninny Pants
[Thu 10:14] <Sinistron> this guy registered on teh 5th
[Thu 10:14] <Sinistron> ninny got booted off again on teh 8th
[Thu 10:14] <Sinistron> hmm maybe not.
[Thu 10:13] <Sinistron> hovering over shout too- probably is... Ninny Pants is that you?
[Thu 10:12] <Sinistron> "coonigleoos"? wtf kind of name is that? Jeesh is that Ninny again?
[Thu 10:11] <Sinistron> stay your course! stay your course!
[Thu 10:11] <Sinistron> don't fall into teh toilet like sini tits!
[Thu 10:11] <Sinistron> Snazzy Bazzy in Whorez Island: Curse of Dynastic Pepper II: Teh Search for Spock
[Thu 10:10] <Tatsujin> tomorrow iw l fell ok aFGAIN
[Thu 10:10] <Tatsujin> sorz guys
[Thu 10:09] <Sinistron> Tatsboozin
[Thu 10:09] <Tatsujin> i want the local worz for cheap
[Thu 10:09] <Sinistron> local BOOZE of cheapo-cheapo
[Thu 10:08] <Tatsujin> the alghol ias way too cheaspos hrerre
[Thu 10:07] <Sinistron> Local WHORZ of Honolulu
[Thu 10:07] <Sinistron> tats out drinking with teh LOCAL HOTZ
[Thu 10:06] <Tatsujin> pasdtry
[Thu 10:06] <Tatsujin> Laughing
[Thu 10:06] <Sinistron> a cannoli and a creampuff
[Thu 10:05] <Sinistron> tats had a pastry and an after pastry
[Thu 10:05] <Tatsujin> save way hme witz trehn taxi
[Thu 10:05] <Sinistron> ony singles
[Thu 10:05] <Sinistron> sini have no dupes
[Thu 10:05] <Tatsujin> lolol.-
[Thu 10:05] <Sinistron> sini no trade games
[Thu 10:04] <Sinistron> man I wonder if vestcoat is willing to let that sylphia of his go in a straight sale Neutral
[Thu 10:04] <Tatsujin> but found the way home
[Thu 10:04] <Sinistron> snuff some salt water too and blow your nose always helps me
[Thu 10:04] <Tatsujin> hasd a pasrtty asnd a after pasrty ASDFTERTHE PARTY
[Thu 10:03] <Sinistron> water tats- bring water to keep next to bed
[Thu 10:03] <Tatsujin> soonz hit the sheet
[Thu 10:03] <Sinistron> or you mean drunken tits here
[Thu 10:03] <Sinistron> who? roy vegas?
[Thu 10:02] <blueraven> its been amusing. although I feel for the poor guy.
[Thu 10:01] <Tatsujin> lec very dzunkz
[Thu 10:01] <Sinistron> le drunk
[Thu 10:01] <Sinistron> haha tipsysujin
[Thu 10:00] <Tatsujin> Smile
[Thu 10:00] <blueraven> You deserve a day off
[Thu 10:00] <blueraven> thats good.
[Thu 09:59] <Tatsujin> hva no oftz for 3 days
[Thu 09:58] <Tatsujin> Smile$
[Thu 09:58] <Tatsujin> Smile
[Thu 09:58] <Tatsujin> buz guz
[Thu 09:58] <blueraven> later guy
[Thu 09:58] <blueraven> well then, I wöuld nöt recömmend öperating heavy machinery
[Thu 09:58] <guyjin> Well, I gotta go
[Thu 09:57] <Tatsujin> löl
[Thu 09:56] <Tatsujin> its so bad, bud cant changde it
[Thu 09:56] <Tatsujin> Laughing
[Thu 09:55] <blueraven> wow
[Thu 09:55] <guyjin> LÖL
[Thu 09:55] <blueraven> Yeah i wou;d try not to.
[Thu 09:55] <Tatsujin> LOLÖ
[Thu 09:55] <Tatsujin> lo.
[Thu 09:53] <blueraven> lol
[Thu 09:53] <guyjin> don't throw up on teh lil either! Wink
[Thu 09:52] <Tatsujin> must take cxasre for teh lil
[Thu 09:52] <blueraven> "I feel terrible/sick" in Japanese
[Thu 09:51] <Tatsujin> Neutral
[Thu 09:51] <Tatsujin> uashh..le kimochi wavzui
[Thu 09:50] <blueraven> hopefully you have a bucket.
[Thu 09:50] <blueraven> Vegas...
[Thu 09:49] <blueraven> he says that some places have buisnessmen that come in at 7AM to do shots before work. Im sure thats everywhere though...
[Thu 09:49] <guyjin> don't throw up on they keyboard Sad
[Thu 09:48] <guyjin> Eh?
[Thu 09:48] <blueraven> sorry dude Sad
[Thu 09:47] <blueraven> My friend teaches English in Tokyo Proper, and sometimes will grab a nightcap at 4:30am
[Thu 09:47] <Tatsujin> :-"ughalrlaaahjjkmnbvg
[Thu 09:46] <blueraven> some never do.
[Thu 09:46] <Tatsujin> never
[Thu 09:46] <Tatsujin> it idsa
[Thu 09:46] <guyjin> when do the bars close in Japan?
[Thu 09:45] <blueraven> well it is almost 2AM in Tokyo
[Thu 09:44] <Tatsujin> easy on the way
[Thu 09:44] <blueraven> Drink Water Tatsujin
[Thu 09:41] <guyjin> dude, you aren't even making sense anymore. go drink some water and go to bed.
[Thu 09:40] <Tatsujin> veery basd idc is
[Thu 09:40] <Tatsujin> ozut of control
[Thu 09:39] <Tatsujin> hASD teh prtay todsayx
[Thu 09:39] <Tatsujin> umfrog
[Thu 09:38] <blueraven> keep drinking H2O
[Thu 09:37] <blueraven> oof.
[Thu 09:37] <guyjin> yum. Sick
[Thu 09:36] <Tatsujin> womited sevderal tzuimnes
[Thu 09:35] <Tatsujin> le dead
[Thu 09:34] <blueraven> TEH MAJESTY
[Thu 09:34] <blueraven> he thinks he has twice as many system cards now, and is in awe
[Thu 09:34] <Tatsujin> quadrpuble
[Thu 09:32] <guyjin> aarree yyoouu sseeiinngg ddoouubbllee?
[Thu 09:32] <blueraven> lol
[Thu 09:32] <blueraven> i would get loaded, but I have to go to class.
[Thu 09:30] <Tatsujin> Razz
[Thu 09:30] <Tatsujin> no rightlkjhgfd
[Thu 09:23] <blueraven> all right tatsujin!
[Thu 09:23] <blueraven> thats cool. baseballs the only sport really like
[Thu 09:22] <Tatsujin> me ledrujnk vfrerdy mugcvhh
[Thu 09:17] <guyjin> eh, it's okay. not a big fan of baseball games, but it's playable
[Thu 09:16] <guyjin> hey
[Thu 09:16] <blueraven> Power league is great
[Thu 09:16] <blueraven> morning
[Thu 09:14] <guyjin> Sad

[Jamtex]

Who ever says Power League is great must be smashed out of their tiny brains.

[alecjahn]

I swear, I have THE KNACK for finding girls who just like to hang out with people. I'd figure if I asked certain things of someone, a one-on-one pseudo-date with a person, somewhat out of the blue, that I had certain intentions.
Shot the fuck down, like the few Spitfires pwnd by the Luftwaffe.


EDIT: lol @ "Tatspukin"

[alecjahn]

What time is it? 8:00 AM here. I've been up all night due to me sleeping all day yesterday from being sick. And now I'm just drunk. This keeps me going.

Start at track 3.
http://www.mediafire.com/?w20qdxsmaml

I"ll be going into work early. Weird, huh?

[Taemos]

I swear, I have THE KNACK for finding girls who just like to hang out with people. I'd figure if I asked certain things of someone, a one-on-one pseudo-date with a person, somewhat out of the blue, that I had certain intentions.
Shot the fuck down, like the few Spitfires pwnd by the Luftwaffe.

At least they call you back. I don't know what the fuck I did to get stuck meeting the weird girls I do.

I'm moving tomorrow, and as such, will probably drink copious amounts of liquor. My mom has a half-empty bottle of Crown Royal that I don't think she'll miss....

[ServiceGames]

Haven't had a drink since Christmas I think..

Not sure why, just not motivated to do so.

Such an odd feeling.

[graciano1337]

Anyone have a Farrelli's pizza place around them? Some pretty good pizza with some pretty good beers.

[lllsondowlll]

I love you guys lolz.

Back to drinking.

[ServiceGames]

I'm a drunk again!!

I can't explain how much was missing from my life while I wasn't motivated to drink..

Cheap wine is the love of mylife!

[alphagamer]

Cheap wine is the love of mylife!

"Pennerglück" like we say here in good old Germany ;-)

[ave]

"Pennerglück" like we say here in good old Germany ;-)

Comes with a free, awfully strong headache, migraine quality brand.

[Alchy]

Cheap wine I can handle. The only guaranteed deathly-hangover I know is white cider. Last time I drank any it was forced on me by a drunk and lairy Irishman. One glass of it and the next day was spent under the covers.

[Christer-swe]

Cheap wine is the love of mylife!

Goon, like us aussies call it.

Slap the goon!

[alecjahn]

Last night: entirely too much cheap whisky.

Tonight: Who knows?

[oli_lar]

Cheap wine I can handle. The only guaranteed deathly-hangover I know is white cider. Last time I drank any it was forced on me by a drunk and lairy Irishman. One glass of it and the next day was spent under the covers.

This is true, white cider is the only drink I've ever had that has given me a proper headaches. 3 litres and then going to work at half 7 leaves you with a banging headache until about 10! Its ok if I sleep through it in the morning though.

[z_killemall]

Lots of whiskey and beer at a nightclub near Piriapolis. i'm so wasted right now...