I had a little too much to drink on New Years. Here's a conversation I had over text messaging.
Her: Happy new year
Me: Happy!a new ueay!q1a
Her: Lmao that wazsnt very good texting
Her: Is someone a little drunk
Me: My hbad...
Her: Ur so drunk its ok i am to
Her: Ur totally intoxicated
Rum, a little scotch, and of course champagne.