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    Quote Originally Posted by Parris
    That's me stuffed then as I need to edit even without having had a drink :DOH:

    Me too Parris!:crying:

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    Quote Originally Posted by wildcat
    Me too Parris!:crying:
    Sent a lot of unneccesary text messages last night. Motherfu-

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    So I took some ambian as a joke because I bet my friend that I could stay awake on them. To my dismay it has fucked my world all up. I'm dissy like I'm drunk but I can think clearly. My eyes are heavy and I keep seeing things and everything around me kinda bends ever so slightly like a water current in the air over seaweed. I thought this was a joke he said if I didn't go to sleep I would trip balls. Well I'm tripping but I'm not tripping balls by any means. But things are movine and it feels like mild shrooms. Technically from a technical point of view I have came to the conclusion that this pill is to make you sleepy and by ding so releases a lot of seratonin that flow in neurotransmitters making you feel overly exhausted. The symptoms of over exaustion is difficulty to think, spell, remember things, hallucinations. All of which I am having so I would like to share to everyone. You know that punchy feeling right before it is about to get bad and you feel irritible from not sleeping. This is it. Ambian makes you punchy then immediatly makes you over exhausted and halucinate. I need some sleep. So Good night and note to everyone. Don't take ambian and stay away!

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    I'll stick to Schaefer.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZhVNq9ZcNs
    Best commercial ever (mostly because of the Moog synth).

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    Thank you for scaring me with that into a panic attack. I swear to go god I am in a dream world right now and can't tell whats real and whats not and the scary guy on the keyboard made me just have a bad expeirence. I need to go to bed now. Bye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lllsondowlll
    Thank you for scaring me with that into a panic attack. I swear to go god I am in a dream world right now and can't tell whats real and whats not and the scary guy on the keyboard made me just have a bad expeirence. I need to go to bed now. Bye.
    Sorry, man.

    Close your eyes, try to enjoy your fate.

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    Hey, lets go to a Halloween party dressed as a Jew in the Holocaust (I hate halloween, btw, and wanted to spite it) and see the love of your life (unattainable) dressed... minimally. Get drunk, as expected.

    Good job, your night is fucked, Alec.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alecjahn
    Hey, lets go to a Halloween party dressed as a Jew in the Holocaust (I hate halloween, btw, and wanted to spite it) and see the love of your life (unattainable) dressed... minimally. Get drunk, as expected.

    Good job, your night is fucked, Alec.
    Classy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by graciano1337
    Classy.
    Basically I just had a nice older long coat and the Star of David armband. Nothing too irrational.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alecjahn
    Basically I just had a nice older long coat and the Star of David armband. Nothing too irrational.
    I don't even know what I'm gonna be for Halloween. I have to work, which sucks. And I don't want to wear anything to work. Last year I dressed up as a "Quarter Mexican".

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    Quote Originally Posted by alecjahn
    Hey, lets go to a Halloween party dressed as a Jew in the Holocaust (I hate halloween, btw, and wanted to spite it) and see the love of your life (unattainable) dressed... minimally.
    WTF
    You Americans sure have some distance to this sort of stuff.. :oh::nod:
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    Quote Originally Posted by ave
    WTF
    You Americans sure have some distance to this sort of stuff.. :oh::nod:
    Distance?

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    Anyways, it was supposed to be shocking.

    Being part Jewish plus my own research (raised "nothing") led me to believe there's nothing positive about Halloween in those eyes. I thought it was perfect.

    To be specific, I was Wladek Szpilman (as played by Adrien Brody). Only got one complaint, and one person even guessed me spot-on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lllsondowlll
    Thank you for scaring me with that into a panic attack. I swear to go god I am in a dream world right now and can't tell whats real and whats not and the scary guy on the keyboard made me just have a bad expeirence. I need to go to bed now. Bye.
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    Well I'am fuckin grunk,,,,,, i feel like shite (phisicallyy), went out with my best buddy, but feel great as person. one of my best friends had the birthday party of the girl he is crazy about, and didn't want to go all alone to the party and i volunteered when all the others chickened out and wished him good luck. We had fun, I spent all the fuckin night hugging a sofa and drinking likke therehs no tomorrow and he had the time of his life with his girl and i am so fuckin happy for that now, i feel great. he's one lucky guy.
    i'm with a fuckin BANANA on my right hand and a glass of water on my left hand and have no fuckin clue as of how i am fuckin writing this right fuckin now i might be some kind of telepaht as SOOKIE in true blood (SOOOOKIE IS MINEEEEEEEEEEEEE) shit

    anyways im durnk so i must say it i fcukin LOVE y_OU guys all of you, AVE, YAKUMO, GAIJINPUNCH,, alecjanh, Z_KILLEMALL, BARC0DE FUCKKIN GIGOLO, TATSUJIN, KEVIN, JON, K-PANNGGG EVERYONE , shit i better go to sleep, sorry if i missed anyone you now i luv yo all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tchoin
    Well I'am fuckin grunk,,,,,, i feel like shite (phisicallyy), went out with my best buddy, but feel great as person. one of my best friends had the birthday party of the girl he is crazy about, and didn't want to go all alone to the party and i volunteered when all the others chickened out and wished him good luck. We had fun, I spent all the fuckin night hugging a sofa and drinking likke therehs no tomorrow and he had the time of his life with his girl and i am so fuckin happy for that now, i feel great. he's one lucky guy.
    i'm with a fuckin BANANA on my right hand and a glass of water on my left hand and have no fuckin clue as of how i am fuckin writing this right fuckin now i might be some kind of telepaht as SOOKIE in true blood (SOOOOKIE IS MINEEEEEEEEEEEEE) shit

    anyways im durnk so i must say it i fcukin LOVE y_OU guys all of you, AVE, YAKUMO, GAIJINPUNCH,, alecjanh, Z_KILLEMALL, BARC0DE FUCKKIN GIGOLO, TATSUJIN, KEVIN, JON, K-PANNGGG EVERYONE , shit i better go to sleep, sorry if i missed anyone you now i luv yo all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tchoin
    Well I'am fuckin grunk,,,,,, i feel like shite (phisicallyy), went out with my best buddy, but feel great as person. one of my best friends had the birthday party of the girl he is crazy about, and didn't want to go all alone to the party and i volunteered when all the others chickened out and wished him good luck. We had fun, I spent all the fuckin night hugging a sofa and drinking likke therehs no tomorrow and he had the time of his life with his girl and i am so fuckin happy for that now, i feel great. he's one lucky guy.
    i'm with a fuckin BANANA on my right hand and a glass of water on my left hand and have no fuckin clue as of how i am fuckin writing this right fuckin now i might be some kind of telepaht as SOOKIE in true blood (SOOOOKIE IS MINEEEEEEEEEEEEE) shit

    anyways im durnk so i must say it i fcukin LOVE y_OU guys all of you, AVE, YAKUMO, GAIJINPUNCH,, alecjanh, Z_KILLEMALL, BARC0DE FUCKKIN GIGOLO, TATSUJIN, KEVIN, JON, K-PANNGGG EVERYONE , shit i better go to sleep, sorry if i missed anyone you now i luv yo all

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    the only thing better than being drunk is BEING DRUNK WHILE WATCHING BBBBBLACK DYNAMITEEEEEEEEE:033:

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    Just got into a huge fucking fight with a friend of mine while she was dropping me off at home. I'm pretty sure the entire neighborhood heard.. I don't know what to say really. I was just reminiscing about old times when we used to hang out and spend all night together and fall asleep drunk on the couch and shit.. and she kind of spazzed and thought I was trying to guilt her into staying with me tonight.

    I tried to explain that I was just reiterating tales of past good times and she was so pissed with each passing word that she just drove off and would no longer speak with me..

    I don't know what to do, so I guess I'll do nothing and hope for the best in the coming week.
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