The phone dialer on Page 2 item #12 is absolutely ridiculous. It sounds completely rational to setup a Game Boy and Work Boy to dial a phone number. I sure do hate it when phones don't come with numbers to dial out.
...It makes me want one of these even more.
"Schadenfreude" just doesn't translate well out of German. Ever watch someone fall down and then laugh, even though you know you shouldn't? That is Schadenfreude.