Sex before Work?

[Barc0de]

Pros and Cons for having a bang before you go to work (for 8-10 hours a day).

don't be shy now, I know most of you old-timers have been through this dilemma before, so let's hear it.

[cez]

Pro: You don't have to do it in the evening. I mean, after 10 hours of work...

[GaijinPunch]

Con: What do you do when your boss wants sex?

I guess if he's a dude and you're on bottom it's not such an issue.

[diddydonn]

Con : Trying to convince the wife to do it (she is not a morning person)
Con : Falling asleep at work / on Bus to work

Pro : Giving that all wonderfull 'Morningwood' a good workout

[Jamtex]

Pro : Wonderful way to wake up, especially after a shower, coffee and a cooked breakfast afterwards before you go to work. Tip : Get other half to make breakfast before you wake up. ;)
Con : Can make you late for work

Pro : Wakes you up
Con : Makes you sleepy

Pro : Makes the neighbours jealous
Con : Don't have the windows open so if you happen to live in front of road where lots of primary school kids walk past.

Pro : Gives you an excuse to do it again later
Con : Makes you want the day to end quickly

[Yakumo]

Pro: You're always strongest in the morning which will please your other half (you know what I mean)
Con: Morning breath can sometimes be a killer.

Pro: As said, a great way to start the day.
Con: mad rush to get ready for work.

Pro: You can do it again before going to bed :bedsex:
Con: Need to get a show before the sex and then again after it.

Yakumo

[ASSEMbler]

Sex never has a con

[Parris]

Sex never has a con

The staff at my local STD clinic might have a different opinion lol

[ASSEMbler]

The staff at my local STD clinic might have a different opinion lol

Sex with people not hobos or transients has no con.

[karsten]

set your alarm clock earlier, then go for it!

might be a nice idea to go to sleep a 'lil earlier too, if you are planning to do it as an usual routine ;) or maybe just to put your lady on top in the evenings :D

[Parris]

Sex with people not hobos or transients has no con.

Damn, so that's where I am going wrong :110:

[port187]

Pro: get rid of the morning boner and go to work with a good mood.
Con: i'm not a morning person, no energy to actually do something worthwhile so mornings are usually an egoistic short shag :P
(and mentioned before morning breath can be a killer)

So i'd rather do it in the evenings/nights but I don't say no to mornings ;)

[Parris]

Pro: get rid of the morning boner and go to work with a good mood.
Con: i'm not a morning person, no energy to actually do something worthwhile so mornings are usually an egoistic short shag :P
(and mentioned before morning breath can be a killer)

So i'd rather do it in the evenings/nights but I don't say no to mornings ;)

Yep, there's a pretty major con right there : badgers arse breath (either yours or hers). Always keep a packet of mints by the bed for those :love: moments!

[Mr. Casual]

I'm surprised no one said "Unexpected pregnancy" as a con.:nod:

[Jamtex]

Well if you brush with a good toothpaste, floss, tongue scrape and use a good quality strong mouthwash before bed then morning breath is never a problem.

[liquitt]

i prefer blowjob only ;)

[WolverineDK]

I'm surprised no one said "Unexpected pregnancy" as a con.:nod:

Hmmm most women now adays uses contraceptive pills, when they are in a steady relationship, and none of them are promiscuous(the man and woman in the relationship). And those days in the month where they have the red, there they are probably not in the mood. And will complain about "headaches" and so forth. So what you are saying, is if you live in a backwards country, where contraceptives are illegal.
Such as Condoms, contraceptive pills and so forth. Then you will end up with an unexpected pregnancy. Strangely enough Mexico , there contraceptives, except condoms are a big nono. But that doesn´t surprice me at all, after all the Catholic Church ruled that country for an assload of time, and what does the Catholic Church say to the Catholics ? they say no to Contraceptives, but at the same time they earn a fuckload of money on the contraceptive business. Because they own either factories, or have stocks in that industry. So double standards are every where.

[diddydonn]

And those days in the month where they have the red, there they are probably not in the mood. And will complain about "headaches" and so forth.

Actually that is a common myth, due to the amount of hormones produced when a woman is on her period, more often than not they are more aroused than any other time of the month, yeah its a bit messy, but as the saying goes 'when the river runs red, take the dirt track instead' ;-)

[Barc0de]

do the above pros and cons turn into pros only when I substitute the word "sex" with a "wank"? :P

[Parris]

Well if you brush with a good toothpaste, floss, tongue scrape and use a good quality strong mouthwash before bed then morning breath is never a problem.

You questioning my night time toilet habits? lol

No matter what I do, I wake up with a mouth that tastes like it's been liking flies off sticky paper all night!