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    ELF BOWLING - The Movie?!

    Can you guys believe that they made an Elf Bowling movie?? Based on (I assume) the DS and GBC game??

    I got myself a copy of the movie for the kids to watch and they like it. Just wondering if anyone else watched it. Santa was a pirate before he was Father Christmas??? And he liked to bowl with elfs?

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    I ve seen Santa in porn, too. That guy's everywhere nowadays just to get children's attention.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barc0de
    I ve seen Santa in porn, too. That guy's everywhere nowadays just to get children's attention.
    hmmm there is at least one Snowwhite and seven up in a porn movie too, and if I remember right. Then it is an Italian one, that takes the piss on Disney all the way.

    No wonder why, I used to call the soda Seven up for a Snowwhite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WolverineDK
    hmmm there is at least one Snowwhite and seven up in a porn movie too, and if I remember right. Then it is an Italian one, that takes the piss on Disney all the way.

    No wonder why, I used to call the soda Seven up for a Snowwhite.
    I ve seen that, it's really old. Pretty good looking girls in that one.
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    ah but who can beat the classic 'all i want for christmas is a gangbang' 15 men dressed in santas suits and 2 women dressed as elves, pure genius!
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