Originally Posted by
madhatter256
Wake up children :smt015 :smt022 . Gather around because I have a vision on how WW3 will start.:smt017 :smt043 I'll make this as short as possible.
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Ok. Around April 2005. The situation in Iraq does get better. However, an islamic extremest group doesn't like that. This islamic group is from Iran with some people in Jordan and Syria but most of their men are in Iran and they have some connections with the government. They take either A)lots of conventional bombs or B) a small uranium isotope. They use that bomb and completely devestate Baghdad, Fallujah, and another city in northern Iraq. The government gets pissed, the terrorist group from Iran (originally) claims responsibility. Iraq gets pissed and asks Syria, Jordan, and Iran to hand over all of the guys. Iraq even gets permission from the UN but Syria, Jordan, and Iran do not cooperate and the UN doesn't help further than that. So, Iraq decides to completely tighten up security around all of its borders where Syria, Jordan, and Iran lie. Iran doesn't like this so they also close up their borders between them and Iraq. Some of the terrorist guys get into the Iran military and let some "citizens" pass their border to go to Iraq. When those "citizens" get there around the same time at most of the major check points. They all blow up. Iraq gets pissed and does what Israel does, they build a wall, a fence but still a wall between Iran and them. Being that they are muslim and they did what a Jewish nation did, Iran decides to tear thru the fence and their excuse is that (in lamens terms) "It is bad enough they have been influenced by America, but it is worse that they do what Jewish people do". (this is based upon the fact that muslims hates jews). Iraq sees that as pure invasion on Iran's part so they start fighting and then call in the USA to help as well as UK and other nations, except Philipines because they are wimps. So the fight between Iran and Iraq grows and grows that Syria, Jordan, and Saudi Arabia (one of the royal family members, the smart one, dies so the whole gov. is shit) sides with Iran and get in the fight. May 2005. Draft in the USA is reinstated and UK starts doing the same too. The USA calls this The Fight for Iraq. So countries like France and Russia join in on it because they want to look like they care and they basically do, so our friendship between both of them regrows some. Now. June2005 North Korea notices that everyone is focused on Iraq so as stupid as they are "accidentally" launch a missile into Seoul destroying a building full of..... innocent children :smt022 . South Korea gets pissed and Japan and China help S. Korea out. N. Korea is worried so they send their troops thru the border. Big bloody battle between the three of them commences. This is mentioned on the news. USA pokes its head up from Iraq and sees whats going on so he calls for more people to go to N. Korea to shut that country up for good. July 2005, around July 4th. Nuke goes off in Kashmir no-one knows who its from. India blames pakistan, pakistan blames india. India does the first move. India and Pakistan are at it. Very good jungle filled with exotic animals die. Some species go extinct here and there but the tiget and elephant remain "phew" says Tony the Tiger and so does Baloo. Indonesia gets involved with the Kashmir war and they are on Pakistan's side. India decides to openly send a nuke to a small city in Pakistan in the middle of nowhere. Pakistan sends a nuke to a small city... outside of New Dehli. No more nukes after that. Iran decides to set off a nuke since thats the new craze. US sends a more devestating one to... a small village.... filled with lots of farms so Iran's food supply is cut in half. North Korea sends off a nuke and hits north Tokyo. Japan sends two, one of them destroys 80% of N. Korea's capital, the other one goes to some other country side... probably farm. More fighting here and there. US troops are everywhere. I probably get sent to the Free Iraq fight and when my platoon of 8 men single handedly takes over a city with a knife and one bullet and I get shot 8 times in the chest and I STILL carry out my fallen comrade to safety. I put up a sign that says, "All your base are belong to us." That gets world wide attention. Pentagon creates new special force team and we get to chose the name PLUS carry out the first mission. We name it TIX which stands for "god knows what, it just sound cool" but I say that it stands for The Citizen's Fighters and they give me a wierd look. The mission thats given to. We are sent to the Korean fight. N. Korea now owns Seoul and most of the peninsula. We get sent there to assassinate Kim Jon Il (or whatever his name is, he's the president of N. Korea). While my buddies wait for the right moment. Intel tells us (the chip company, literally) that he's getting his hair cut. So we take camp across the street at the Days Inn and pose as Hollywood producers. The next day, he goes to get his hair cut. I, being the sniper, and my buddy, also a sniper, decide who is going to shoot him. I tell him I want to kill the barber for giving him bad haircuts but my buddy suggest i kill the main guy cuz he's the one who WANTS taht hair cut in the first place. I shrug my shoulders and shoot the leader and my buddy shoots the barber just for the heck of it. War is over in January 2006 PS3 is delayed for 4 years, I go home and 15 years later I get 3 letters in the mail. One from Iraq, N. Korea, and Japan. All of them are from women whom I impregnated. I find out I have 3 war babies and that I owe them lots of money in child support but once I found out how to convert their currency that they use to US dollars. I send them all $50 and wish them luck. My wife never finds out about, then I decide to run for senate, I win. I disband from the republican party and start The Citizens party. We garner up supporters and in 5 years. I get elected president.
The end. You can wake up now.
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