Posting this from an internet cafe since I've quit my job (to go to another job at a better publisher). Also, apologies about not being able to put scans up.
I posted a free copy to ASSEMbler, the day before I left, sadly I couldn't get any others sent out.
If anyone has the issue, feel free to scan the Illuminati article, and post it here. Everyone whose screens I used, was credited in the captions.
I hope you're all happy with it.