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    Anyone going to Japan? Roomate here for you

    But you must be WHITE!

    http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/funtime.htm

    I just booked a ticket myself, although I'm kind of an off-white....

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    Why must you be white?

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    Because kidneys from white people are worth more on the street than those from asians :-P. You'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice and your kidneys missing.

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    Where'd you find that? That's classic!
    Ochanomizu isn't far from Akihabara, FYI. :)

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    That's amazing. I wonder if anyone actually attempted to do it. I hope they survive. Something is defintly up, and I don't know if I even want to know what will happen.

    :Girl: = :rambo:

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaijinPunch
    Where'd you find that? That's classic!
    Ochanomizu isn't far from Akihabara, FYI. :)
    Ochanomizu... the legendary name of the professor from Astro boy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giel
    Ochanomizu... the legendary name of the professor from Astro boy!
    Pretty sure he got the name from the area. Those spots have been around for ages.... long before cars and trains.

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    Well, I'm white, under 35 and my mum tells me I'm handsome, so it's off to Tokyo for yummy yummy sex with Keiko! :033:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phinn
    Well, I'm white, under 35 and my mum tells me I'm handsome, so it's off to Tokyo for yummy yummy sex with Keiko! :033:
    and do you still have both kidneys?

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    She's not that bad looking really but just imagine how many men have been in there ! God knows what diseases she may have !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phinn
    Well, I'm white, under 35 and my mum tells me I'm handsome, so it's off to Tokyo for yummy yummy sex with Keiko! :033:
    Tsk, tsk, tsk, your mum wouldn't be quite happy knowing why you're going, eh? ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yakumo
    She's not that bad looking really but just imagine how many men have been in there ! God knows what diseases she may have !

    Yakumo
    you really think somebody ever managed to get to that point?:110:

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    I dont know, I would go to visit and stay, and probably charge her 100 dollars a night for the sex. It's only fair :p

    PS: I sent her an e-mail to see if I can get a laugh out of this ( I don't intend to visit japan anytime soon, nor can I afford it to be honest). This could end up being hilarious!
    Last edited by Barc0de; 10-15-2006 at 12:40 PM.
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    Be careful what you wish for

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    I'm thinking of sending her a pic and an email too, just to see if I pass her 'good looking' test.

    50/50 odds on it being a gang of Nigerian fraudsters with designs on my kidneys though.

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    Phinn, I've met easier women than that so it wouldn't surprise me the least bit if she is actualy telling the truth.
    Last edited by Barc0de; 10-15-2006 at 06:11 PM.
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    To good to be true :lol:

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    Update 10/16/2006
    Hello everyone! Thank you everyone for sending so many emails to me. So many emails! So many yummy guys! I am trying to write and say hello to everyone, but it takes so long. I will possibly have lots of sex for a long time! Yay! One guy wrote a song for me too and here it is (http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/mysong4keiko.mp3). What do you think? I dont either! Some guys are ask if I am real too. Yes I am! You can see me if you meet me!!

    Now then lads, form an orderly queue, one at a time, one at a time I say!
    Last edited by Phinn; 10-16-2006 at 06:00 PM.

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    Oh man, you mean this is for real?

    Damn, I have to visit that country one day, and soon. Just too much cool stuff going on there.

    Btw I found this over at Cruel.com

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    goddamn it, i was just there, spent two nights in ochanomizu!

    BAH

    ps i think the area is named after the tea-green water in the river nearby

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    Well, for those not in the know, if there's one place in the world dorky guys can bang pretty doable chics, it's Japan. This is probably real. Makes you not want to be married sometimes.

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