Results 1 to 17 of 17

Thread: I love Japanese TV.

  1. #1
    Admin
    ASSEMbler Regix
    Pillar of the Community
    ASSEMbler's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Posts
    15,961
    Blog Entries
    13

    I love Japanese TV.

    http://videos.m90.org/videos/tv-tokyo.wmv

    Oh man, that would NOT be a problem for me.

  2. #2
    music lover ASSEMbler Extreme
    Never Logs Out
    WolverineDK's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    Denmark
    Posts
    5,544
    Sweet he he :)

    I would have enjoyed it alot :)

    But you had to be a famous person first :)
    Last edited by WolverineDK; 07-28-2006 at 10:04 PM.
    Did you know that sex is illegal without a condom in the state of Nevada ?
    "Historien lærer os, at folk aldrig har lært noget af historien" - G.W.F. Hegel

    "history teach us, that nobody learns from history" G.W.F. Hegel

    Language Learning Resources

  3. #3
    Foot Soldier
    sexilicious's Avatar

    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    either virginia or maryland, both in the middle of nowhere
    Posts
    122
    lol, definitely better than those torture and eating a crap load of wasabi shows i've always seen/heard about

  4. #4

    Tribuni Angusticlavii
    cahaz's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    Canada / Quebec
    Posts
    4,587
    i dont understand what he had to do? Not laugh?
    "(...)A One World Government and one-unit monetary system, under permanent non-elected hereditary oligarchists who self-select from among their numbers in the form of a feudal system as it was in the Middle Ages. In this One World entity, population will be limited by restrictions on the number of children per family, diseases, wars, famines, until 1 billion people who are useful to the ruling class, in areas which will be strictly and clearly defined, remain as the total world population." Dont let media feed you with lies. open your eyes and search information yourself.

  5. #5
    Moderator Staff

    ASSEMbler Regix
    Pillar of the Community
    Yakumo's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    Shimonoseki / Japan
    Posts
    17,037
    You won't enjoy Japanese TV if you have to watch it every day :crying: Compared to the UK it's last ! Same annoying idiots on almost every show as well. Oh, and talk about sport shows blowing their own trumpet all the time ! Then you have the dramas in which everyone seems to go to the same acting school because no matter what drama it is they all act the same with over powering BGM. Yes, Japanese TV is last !

    Yakumo
    Last edited by Yakumo; 07-29-2006 at 12:01 AM.
    TWITTER @RetroCoreYakumo



  6. #6
    ASSEMbler Soldier
    sayin999's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    USA San Diego,CA
    Posts
    3,032
    They litterally put anything on tv in japan dont they? Still doesnt top that clip from one japanese game show where they are not allowed to laugh at someone else trying hard to speak english. People who laughed got hit so hard. Ive never laughed so hard in so long.

  7. #7
    TIGERRRRRR!
    Tribuni Angusticlavii
    Taucias's Avatar

    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    4,903
    I don't understand. Why the heck are the guys pushing that red button?!
    "No one shall defeat the Infamous SAGAT! Ah hahahahahaha!"


    Anthaemia.: Anyway, that's enough crazy ranting and wild speculation for now...
    ASSEMbler: Please don't invite him here, there's no room for crazies here we're full up.
    Barc0de: I m biased for Nintendo

  8. #8
    Member Hardcore
    PhantasyStar's Avatar

    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Sendai, Japan
    Posts
    1,495
    Yeah, I'd probably enjoy this more if I could understand Japanese.

    Anyways, I let my sister and her boyfriend use my computer, and since I use Opera, the video popped up when they opened the browser, and I had some explaining to do(they thought it was a porno).

  9. #9
    BaZ2
    Guest BaZ2's Avatar
    I love MXC I wish I knew what they were really saying though.

  10. #10
    music lover ASSEMbler Extreme
    Never Logs Out
    WolverineDK's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    Denmark
    Posts
    5,544
    Quote Originally Posted by PhantasyStar
    Anyways, I let my sister and her boyfriend use my computer, and since I use Opera, the video popped up when they opened the browser, and I had some explaining to do(they thought it was a porno).
    Oh God man LOL if my sister, and her boyfriend saw it, they would have asked me what it was, and they would have laughed their arses off when I told them the truth about it. Even they know what the difference between TV , and porn is.
    Last edited by WolverineDK; 07-29-2006 at 05:07 PM.
    Did you know that sex is illegal without a condom in the state of Nevada ?
    "Historien lærer os, at folk aldrig har lært noget af historien" - G.W.F. Hegel

    "history teach us, that nobody learns from history" G.W.F. Hegel

    Language Learning Resources

  11. #11
    Admin
    ASSEMbler Regix
    Pillar of the Community
    ASSEMbler's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Posts
    15,961
    Blog Entries
    13
    I'll explain.

    1. Japanese men are afraid of women for themost part.
    2. It's supposed to see how far they will go, in a contest of sorts.
    Sort of "how much can you take". The underlying theme is they *don't* get
    contact with women, so it's awkward.
    3. They are minor celebs, so they won't act normal.They play into the sterotypes.

    But it's still funny.

    It's a dream sitation that will never happen, so they set it up to get the reaction.

    Seriously, getting women in Japan is like shooting fish in a tiny barrel
    with a cannon. And if you can dance? Bring a stick. You'll realize why
    some people never want to leave.

    It's possible to go up and down a street and ask for marriage
    and actually find someone... That's what the nigerian illegals do.

    There's very strict rules of socially acceptable conduct, the situation is the
    "average joe" situation. I.E. Someone who is 40 years old, is a virgin,
    has never been close to a woman, touched one, been intimate in any way.
    The other side to this is the men give up on real relationships. Whoring
    everywhere, 50 year olds paying 15 year olds for "paid dates".

    Repressed yet slutty... strange people and their very serious social problems.
    I mean, last week a comedian lost his whole career for going on these paid sex dates with junior highschoolers.

    To be blunt, the average Japanese male is emotionally dead or immature, awkward around women,
    hung up on lolitas (after all the last time they were around girls was in high school) and usually
    resorts to porno or paid prostitution to meet his needs. They usually have no idea what to do in bed.
    The women are materially fixated and know what types to exploit.

    The fear of social rejection is so bad, they have a whole class of shut-ins who won't leave home, EVER ,
    for three-four years. Four years in a room.


    I could go on and on.
    Last edited by ASSEMbler; 07-29-2006 at 05:23 PM.

  12. #12
    Moderator Staff

    ASSEMbler Regix
    Pillar of the Community
    Yakumo's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    Shimonoseki / Japan
    Posts
    17,037
    Quote Originally Posted by ASSEMbler
    It's possible to go up and down a street and ask for marriage and actually find someone... That's what the nigerian illegals do.
    You are right there ! I have a female coordinator (more like a friend than anything) who has known this Nigerian for about 1 month or should I say, "Known" in the most loose sense since she only sees him but never speaks to him) Anyway, this guy is now pestering her to marry him ! She's asked me to talk to him since he won't listen when she says no.

    I mean, last week a comedian lost his whole career for going on these paid sex dates with junior highschoolers.
    Yeah, he may even go to jail. The woman is claming that she was raped which we all know is bull. The comedian is also being charged with giving alcohol to an under 20.

    To be blunt, the average Japanese male is emotionally dead or immature, awkward around women
    That's notthe only thing they are dead at. Many are pathetic at many things. Of course not all guys are like this but you'd be surprised at how many are.

    Yakumo
    TWITTER @RetroCoreYakumo



  13. #13
    Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter ASSEMbler Chosen
    Paragon
    GaijinPunch's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    Tokyo
    Posts
    10,576
    Quote Originally Posted by Yakumo
    You won't enjoy Japanese TV if you have to watch it every day :crying:

    Yeah, that's what I was about to say. "I love Japanese TV" can only be said by someone that's not lived there for an extended amount of time.

    Seriously, getting women in Japan is like shooting fish in a tiny barrel
    with a cannon.
    Getting mingers, yes. Getting ones worth talking to the next day, or even ones worth not using a bag... not quite so easy. Yet, still possible, even for the dorkiest of dorks.

    To be blunt, the average Japanese male is emotionally dead or immature, awkward around women,
    The average recluse, maybe, but go to a rather crowded part of town (other than Akihabara), and you'll see more than your fair share of rather stylish young men, that have absolutely zero problems approaching women they don't know on the street, trying to score. It is not a nation of pussies, despite what various sterotypes through popular media will have you think.
    Last edited by GaijinPunch; 07-30-2006 at 02:11 AM.

  14. #14
    Well if you get the very soft porn channel at night it's not bad. Girl wrestling in bikinis....mmmm.....heh.

    Japanese men aren't that bad, Assembler.... The ones you notice are the ones who stand out as being socially awkward. Today I was at a shop and an entire family pulled up on their bikes....grandma, husband and wife, kids. You don't see that often in Japan, granted, but I think the the japanese men you see with their wife enjoying themselves are the ones you don't really notice since it seems normal to you.
    Eric
    Japan-Games.com
    eBay: Japan-Games

  15. #15
    Foot Soldier
    EvilWays's Avatar

    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Arizona
    Posts
    498
    This sums up some messed up humor...
    http://youtube.com/results?search=ra...&search=Search
    Last edited by EvilWays; 07-30-2006 at 07:39 PM.
    Marketplace Feedback
    XBL GT - EvilWays1 | PSN ID - EvilWays1 (currently no PS3) | Steam ID - EvilWays1

  16. #16
    Now that's a show. Who do you have to be to get on one of these? Japanese ex Big Brother face? I wonder how would this show end if they made it in europe? The girls would be running away probably. Screaming.

    Quote Originally Posted by ASSEMbler
    Seriously, getting women in Japan is like shooting fish in a tiny barrel
    with a cannon. And if you can dance? Bring a stick.
    You don't say ... *signs up for dance classes immediately*


  17. #17
    ASSEMbler Extreme
    Lives in the server
    madhatter256's Avatar

    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    6,586
    Quote Originally Posted by ASSEMbler
    I'll explain.
    ..............................................
    ...................................
    ............................

    I could go on and on.

    It's that god-damn anime!:lol: The country is very introverted at its core, so that level of repression and ways to let it out are to be expected. Which is why the bizarre sexual behavior (bizarre to us) is quite common over there.
    Last edited by madhatter256; 07-31-2006 at 03:17 PM.

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •