The crazy people that support Kerry

[madhatter256]

:smt043
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2479
:smt043

It IS a real letter:
http://www3.capwiz.com/congressorg/bio/userletter/?letter_id=112759756

It mentions Cobra Commander which would've made a great candidate for president:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2463

[Alchy]

http://www.changeforamerica.com/community/node/view/1744
I have yet to meet anyone as crazy as the evangelical christians I met in the states :smt023

[madhatter256]

http://www.changeforamerica.com/community/node/view/1744
I have yet to meet anyone as crazy as the evangelical christians I met in the states :smt023

Yeh both sides have them :smt043

[GaijinPunch]

http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/04/11/con04485.html

[madhatter256]

Here's something you kerry supporters should read if you want to take back the white house in 2008


http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2483 :smt043

Remember guys, this isn't a thread to argue but to laugh.

[Calpis]

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushpoland.htm

[Alchy]

At some point either before or during the civil war the blue states will have to create some form of Declaration of Independence. I guess they could use the original, since Washington, DC is about as blue as they come, but all that language about the King of England and colonies might seem a little anachronistic. I propose the following basic tenets for a new Declaration.

*Separation of Church and State: "We fucking mean it this time".
*No smoking, it just sends us into a fucking tizzy! Especially not at bars, that is outrageous!
*Flag burning not only legal, but mandatory.
*Larry Flint new anti-pornography czar.
*Every time you have a baby out of wedlock you get a free Cadillac.
*Minority political candidates start all elections with a free 10% of the vote.
*Get an abortion and be entered to win a 3 week cruise in the Bahamas.
*War on Terror replaced with Battle of the Bands competition.
*Pell grants now come with stipend for marijuana purchases.
*Majority of animals given equal rights to people, are allowed to hold political office. President Barky by 2012!
*Avant Garde shit-based religious art to appear in the National Cathedral.
*Economy primarily gourmet coffee and sitcom based.
*Coal power plants replaced with forests, nuclear power plants replaced with Dreamcatcher and Scented Candle reactors.
*Begin to hammer out peace treaty with the dolphins and whales.
*Alliance with the Zionist Occupational Government replaced with alliance with the Jew Run Media.
*Broad spectrum AM radio jamming blots out everything other than NPR, Air America Radio, and a handful of those creepy computerized counting stations.
*Ask the UN to be in charge of our national defense.
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[anagrama]

Ha fucking ha :roll: